After seeing Avenue Q I went to a food stall to grab a slice of pizza, and had the following conversation with the vendor:
“How much for a slice of pizza?”
“Two pounds” (so far, so good)
“Is it any good?”
“No, I wouldn’t say so – I wouldn’t eat it”
“Okay, thanks.” I left without pizza.
I wish more people were this honest. Especially people with restaurants.